The Colonel Wants me Dead!

I am a sucker for the latest in food technology, especially the kind that reduces the number of years in my life.

Thanks to KFC, I will have another opportunity to push my stomach to its limit.

The KFC "Double Down" is being tested in a couple of markets where people have very strong colons.

This fantastic sandwich concept consists of two slices of bacon smothered with cheese and topped off with the "Colonel's Special Sauce". The real hook is that it is jammed between two pieces of fried chicken. This culinary masterpiece weighs in at a whopping 1,228 calories.

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KFC - I have only one request; never stop being the innovator in southern fried living.