Whopper of an Idea

So much for eating at Burger King ever again. It's going to be really difficult to not remember this image every time I roll past a BK location.

For those of you who have not seen this story, our buddy Tim, here, decided to bathe himself in the sink at his place of employment - the neighborhood Burger King in Xenia, Ohio.

In an effort to memorialize his jovial behavior, Tim went ahead and videotaped the moment and posted it online.

Sure, it'd be easy to call this guy an idiot, but he's already found himself featured on all of the major news sites. Therefore, he is more famous and, in turn, more important than me. Even money would say he's hosting a reality show on FOX this fall.

Look, he's a 25-year-old struggling musician fighting the good fight as a fast-food restaurant employee. If taking a bath in the sink at work is his ticket to something bigger, then I say good idea.

By the way, a Burger King spokesperson noted that the sink was thoroughly sanitized and is perfectly safe for restaurant use.

Listen, we've all seen the guy in the sink and I'm telling you that some steel wool and Comet cleaner is not going to cut it. Do me a favor: Pull that sink out and bury it somewhere.