Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Cure for Arm Sweat?


Special thanks to BlastCranium contributor Chris "Candy" Anderson for this item.

Wrist bands are on the move, literally. When I say move, I mean up over the forearm. Pro, College, High School and Youth football players have all bought into this uniform accessory. Let's face it, pushing the wrist band all the way up to the elbow makes it look like you have bulging biceps. Even as I type this post, my bicep bands are producing muscularity I never knew existed.

My crack scientists have assured me that, in fact, my muscles are not bigger and that my sweating problem is getting worse.

Check out the Nike offering of bicep bands. Strangely, they look like ordinary wrist bands.

I think we have found the less permanent version of the popular barbed wire tattoos that were a huge hit with athletes about ten years ago.

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